Scene 1
CR (restroom) attendant: Hello, sir. Will it be pee or poop?
customer: pee
CR attendant: that will be 2 pesos
Scene 2
CR attendant: Pee or poop, sir?
customer: poop
cr attendant: that will be 3 pesos, sir
Scene 3
CR attendant: Hello. Pee or poop?
customer: both
CR attendant: ok, that will be 5 pesos, sir
customer: 5? But I thought the pee was included with the poop.
CR attendant: No, we charge separately for pee and poop.
customer: Then why is poop more expensive than pee?
CR (restroom) attendant: Hello, sir. Will it be pee or poop?
customer: pee
CR attendant: that will be 2 pesos
Scene 2
CR attendant: Pee or poop, sir?
customer: poop
cr attendant: that will be 3 pesos, sir
Scene 3
CR attendant: Hello. Pee or poop?
customer: both
CR attendant: ok, that will be 5 pesos, sir
customer: 5? But I thought the pee was included with the poop.
CR attendant: No, we charge separately for pee and poop.
customer: Then why is poop more expensive than pee?
Scene 4
CR attendant: Hello. Will it be pee or poop?
foreign customer: both
CR attendant: 5 pesos, sir
foreign customer: Never mind, I'll just pee.
CR attendant: OK, 2 pesos, sir. And 1 peso per toot.
foreign customer: Uh, 1 peso per toot?
CR attendant: Yes, and 1 dollar for a long toot.
foreign customer: That's okay, I'll just toot over there under that tree first.
CR attendant: Ok, 2 pesos then.
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